onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

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[boodhist]

[ ALL OF IT JUST FOR HER-- ]

Minamitsu, I really think you ought to share it with your friends aswell, if you're looking to be charitable.

[ Yes, that's a good plan!? ]

Ichirin, for example, why don't you share some with her?

[shipwrecking]

If Hijiri thinks I should share with someone else too...

[but Heeejeeereeeeeee]

Yeah, okay.

[and she grabs like. a small handful and puts it back in the bag. that should be enough right??]

[boodhist]

[ Hijiri stares blanky for a second, then blinks, then smiles nervously. ]

Well...?

[shipwrecking]

[takes....... one more piece!]

There, is that enough? Is there still enough left for you?

[boodhist]

Is... is there still enough for me?

[ Why is she bouncing the question back even??? ]

[shipwrecking]

Haha, I just asked that! Silly Hijiri!

[wawawawa so innocent so pure so stupid.]

[boodhist]

No, I know, I understand that, it's just that there's an awful lot here, and...

[ She trails off, hoping Murass gets the point and takes some more away without Byakakaka saying so. She knows Murasa is the type to be upset if her beloved heejayray turns down a gift and all, so this is the next best thing.

Please. Think of her scales, think of her figure, think of her pride as a boodhist. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Is there a Buddhist rule against candy?

[Buddhist rule. against candy. look at who's been keeping up with her studies!]

C'mon, at least gimme a hint! I can't figure it out on my own.

[dumb dumb du m b ]

[boodhist]

No, it's nothing like that, I just don't want to over indulge... so to speak.

[ She gon' get fat. ]

[shipwrecking]

[hawwww] Are you concerned about your weight, Hijiri?

[kawaii.]

[boodhist]

Whaaat? No, it's nothing like that! It's simply more important to keep desires like that in check, that's all.

[ sneaky glance at the sweets! ]

Honest.

[shipwrecking]

Oh... well, if it's like that, should I just take all of it back?

[is murass doing this on purpose]

[boodhist]

No!

[ Heej is starting to wonder that too.......! ]

I mean, we needn't rush into a decision. These are still a gift, aren't they? It would be rude not to eat the-- some of them. Some.

[ Subtle. As. Fuck. ]

[shipwrecking]

Aww, Hijiri! I think you'd look great no matter what your weight is.

[it's. on. purpose????

(it's not, Murasa's just dumb)]

[boodhist]

But... this has nothing to do with weight. Honest.

[ Lies. She's just embarrassed to be caught caring about something so ~meaningless~. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Should I bring vegetables and fruit next time?

[rabbit food. is this what u want Heejeeree]

[boodhist]

All things in moderation, Minamitsu. All of them.

[shipwrecking]

What if I just wanna spoil and indulge you, Hijiri!

[kiss ur ass she means.]

[boodhist]

All things, including spoiling me.

[ Ugh what a sweetie this dumbass is. ]

Take some of that desire and use it to help others, too.

[shipwrecking]

Is there any rule saying I can't put you first?

[can she kiss Byak's ass any more.]

[boodhist]

If there is someone who needs more help than little old me, then I suppose you should be helping them instead.

[shipwrecking]

No! Hijiri's always my top priority!

[boodhist]

And what if Hijiri doesn't need your help at the moment...?

[shipwrecking]

I'll standby and wait until you do.

[uguuu notice her]

[boodhist]

That's really sweet of you, Minamitsu, but you can't waste all of your time on one person, okay? You're too special for that.

[ Sparkles?! ]