carracosta | onegai sensei

I don't know how an inflated ego would affect me, so let's not risk it. The candy is enough for now.

[ Delicious candy. Delicious. ]

You're welcome to compliment me later, obviously.

[oh, right. the candy.]

Hey, Hijiri, what kind's your favorite candy? All of it?

[all of it??????]

[ Yes. All of it. ]

Doesn't that make me seem... gluttonous?

[ Sweats nervously and guiltily. Can't seem un-faithful infront of the sailorette??? ]

A healthy appetite's nothing to be ashamed of! I eat a lot too, y'know.

[except Murasa isn't a Buddhist so she doesn't have ~vows~ she has to keep.

also she's just gross.]

Hehe, you're so modest.

I try to be modest... and I think there's a key difference between us.

[ One of them is still growing. One of them is a pack of kittens short of being a cat lady. ]

I can only dream of being close to your level, someday.

[reach for the oh wait no wrong character theme.]

On which level, exactly? I'd say you surpass me in more than a few ways already.

What're you saying, huh? I'm like... a dinner roll, and you're sliced bread.

[what]

I've actually always preferred rolls to bread, if you can believe it.

[ Or... n o t? She has no preference, but she's being cute and friendly?! ]

[o-oh] Really? Well I like... sliced bread... [you. she likes you, sensay!!]

[ Gentle. Head. Pat. Rub. Rub. ]

I like you aswell, Minamitsu.

[ She got it, see?1! ]

[hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng]

Y-yeah? How much, though? This is important.

[her mouth is running on the loose help she can't stop it.]

[ More patting, rubbing, etc etc. You know the drill. ]

Mmm... I wonder about that. I think I might like you more if you took better care of yourself.

[ Lecture incoming. ]

[don't mind her slightly leaning into the headpats/headrubs like the affection-starved loser she is.

but. record scratch. is that... the sound of a lecture looming in the distance??]

C'mon, I think I'm in pretty good shape...! [she eats all sorts of crap tho.]

I assume you mean physically...? And I assume you have evidence to support this?

[ Pat. PAt. PAT. ]

I can show you my abs.

[lol what abs]

Aright.

[ She's kidding, as she assumes Murass is, but... yeah, murass is probably serious, huh? ]

What do I win if the evidence isn't sufficient?

... I'll bring you even more candy, as much as you want.

[it's a dangerous gamble-!!]

I... [ really want that ] already have enough, Minamitsu!

How about you study for an hour a day for a month?

What! That's way too much!

[an hour....... an hour!!!!]

Aaaaahhh, but I can't say no to you. Fine, I accept.

[ You had no problem ignoring her pleas for no more candy.... Heejeeree thinks but doesn't say. There's no point in bringing that up and putting herself (and her waist size) at further sugar risk. ]

Okay, so how are you going to prove it again?

[ Something about abs... but she isn't really gonna lift her shirt up, is she? So inappropriate! ]

[but yes tho. silly Hijiri, playing dumb like that! Murasa grasps the bottom edge of her shirt. nooooooooooo.]

Look!

[fwoop, up goes her shirt.

there are no abs............ how disappointing!]

[ Gaze. Lingers. Inappropriate skip of her heart what a loser scumbag adult. ]

Well then. I hope your extra studying proves beneficial to you.

[Hijiri control your thurst.]

What-! No! It's right there! See? Abs!

[........ nothing.]

You're not looking closely enough!

I'm looking as closely as I can.

[ Or as closely as she should. Which isn't at all!! ]

Maybe you're mistaken...?

its master b8 m8

no...... l00d

l00d d00d attit00d

n00d

d00m

b00m

b00/\/\ h34d5h0+ (thats how we used to say owned)

i've been pwned Dx OTL

epic win ftw

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