onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

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[boodhist]

[ Open the door, get on the floor, everybody rock the no wait. Just do step 1. ]

Minamitsu, I was wondering when you'd get here!

[ She steps aside to let her in, but of course she's been kicking herself with guilt for the full five minutes of cleaning. Which actually was too much time. Her house is pretty damn spotless most of the time, after all, so it was a two minute job. Good for her.

Now maybe she can treat herself to lots of swe--

-- a few sweets. ]

So... I hope I'm not making you give up your snacks. They must be expensive if they were imported.

[ Ah what a loser she be drooling ever so slightly. ]

[shipwrecking]

[oh how kawaii. Murasa holds up the bag like she's trying to tempt Byakuren with it even more. wahaha cute. she can tell Byakuren's excited.]

Nah, it's fine! I'm more than happy to share 'em with Hijiri.

[so go on. take.]

[boodhist]

[ No... don't shake the bag. Damn you cute kid. ]

Well, come in, there's no point in you standing out there, is there?

[ She isn't taking the bag yet. This has become a pathetic attempt at self control. She can resist. She can. She totally can. ]

[shipwrecking]

[well ok don't mind if she comes in and

dumps the contents of the bag on the coffee table in the living room?? check out this stash.]

I put as much as I could fit in here! Maybe I should've gotten a bigger bag...

[boodhist]

Nooooo, this much is fine. Some might say too much... and they might be right.

[ BUT SHOULD SHE EAT IT ALL ANYWAY? SHE LICKED HER LIPS AT ALL THEM SWEETS, AFTER ALL.... ]

Are you sure I can have a few of these?

[ PLEASE only give her a few. There might even be a pleading tone in there, hidden and waiting for Murass to shrug off??? There's no way she'd fine a Hijirijiri in distress cute tho, right??? ]

[shipwrecking]

[luckily (or unluckily??) Murasa is an oblivious lump.

but not oblivious enough to not notice the way Hijiri's trying to restrain herself or... whatever's going on there. it's cute!! ha ha ha.]

All of it! This's all for you, Hijiri!

[what a kiss-ass......!] If it's too much you can always just save the rest for later.

[lol]

[boodhist]

[ crappity crap ]

Well... thank you, Minamitsu, but I wouldn't say it was right of me to eat all of it alone.

[ Half of her brain is saying go for it mang it'd be rude to say no while half of her is saying gluttony is wrong and so is getting chubby. ]

Should we share it, at least...?

[shipwrecking]

That kinda defeats the point of bringing all this for you. Just for you.

[does Murasa even realize what she's doing. probably not!]

Come on, I don't need any of it!

[boodhist]

[ ALL OF IT JUST FOR HER-- ]

Minamitsu, I really think you ought to share it with your friends aswell, if you're looking to be charitable.

[ Yes, that's a good plan!? ]

Ichirin, for example, why don't you share some with her?

[shipwrecking]

If Hijiri thinks I should share with someone else too...

[but Heeejeeereeeeeee]

Yeah, okay.

[and she grabs like. a small handful and puts it back in the bag. that should be enough right??]

[boodhist]

[ Hijiri stares blanky for a second, then blinks, then smiles nervously. ]

Well...?

[shipwrecking]

[takes....... one more piece!]

There, is that enough? Is there still enough left for you?

[boodhist]

Is... is there still enough for me?

[ Why is she bouncing the question back even??? ]

[shipwrecking]

Haha, I just asked that! Silly Hijiri!

[wawawawa so innocent so pure so stupid.]

[boodhist]

No, I know, I understand that, it's just that there's an awful lot here, and...

[ She trails off, hoping Murass gets the point and takes some more away without Byakakaka saying so. She knows Murasa is the type to be upset if her beloved heejayray turns down a gift and all, so this is the next best thing.

Please. Think of her scales, think of her figure, think of her pride as a boodhist. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Is there a Buddhist rule against candy?

[Buddhist rule. against candy. look at who's been keeping up with her studies!]

C'mon, at least gimme a hint! I can't figure it out on my own.

[dumb dumb du m b ]

[boodhist]

No, it's nothing like that, I just don't want to over indulge... so to speak.

[ She gon' get fat. ]

[shipwrecking]

[hawwww] Are you concerned about your weight, Hijiri?

[kawaii.]

[boodhist]

Whaaat? No, it's nothing like that! It's simply more important to keep desires like that in check, that's all.

[ sneaky glance at the sweets! ]

Honest.

[shipwrecking]

Oh... well, if it's like that, should I just take all of it back?

[is murass doing this on purpose]

[boodhist]

No!

[ Heej is starting to wonder that too.......! ]

I mean, we needn't rush into a decision. These are still a gift, aren't they? It would be rude not to eat the-- some of them. Some.

[ Subtle. As. Fuck. ]

[shipwrecking]

Aww, Hijiri! I think you'd look great no matter what your weight is.

[it's. on. purpose????

(it's not, Murasa's just dumb)]

[boodhist]

But... this has nothing to do with weight. Honest.

[ Lies. She's just embarrassed to be caught caring about something so ~meaningless~. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Should I bring vegetables and fruit next time?

[rabbit food. is this what u want Heejeeree]

[boodhist]

All things in moderation, Minamitsu. All of them.