onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

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[shipwrecking]

[but yes tho. silly Hijiri, playing dumb like that! Murasa grasps the bottom edge of her shirt. nooooooooooo.]

Look!

[fwoop, up goes her shirt.

there are no abs............ how disappointing!]

[boodhist]

[ Gaze. Lingers. Inappropriate skip of her heart what a loser scumbag adult. ]

Well then. I hope your extra studying proves beneficial to you.

[shipwrecking]

[Hijiri control your thurst.]

What-! No! It's right there! See? Abs!

[........ nothing.]

You're not looking closely enough!

[boodhist]

I'm looking as closely as I can.

[ Or as closely as she should. Which isn't at all!! ]

Maybe you're mistaken...?

[shipwrecking]

Maybe you gotta feel it to believe it.

[hawww haw haw what a shithead.]

[boodhist]

[ Sweats. Internally. ]

I don't think so, this seems like an open and shut case, doesn't it?

[shipwrecking]

You might not be able to see it but I've definitely got muscle here! [pat pat. hear that? that's the sound of (nonexistent) abs.]

[boodhist]

[ Oh no she lacks the heart to press the issue. What a weenie. ]

Well then. How about we agree to disagree...?

[shipwrecking]

But Hijiri...! [whine whine whine why won't u just admit she's got a rockin bod???]

Fine! Then I'm gonna start training even harder! Gimme a few months and I'll come back with rock-hard abs.

[boodhist]

If you gave half of that enthusiasm over to your studies...

[ JUST SAYIN ]

[shipwrecking]

I do try! Sort of. I listen to you in class, don't I?

[more like she stares like a dumbass at Hijiri while completely tuning out everything else.]

[boodhist]

So you should have no problem passing the end of term test, then?

[ Oh she's opening up some candy. Nomnomnom. ]

[shipwrecking]

That...! Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

[weeehhhh]

You wouldn't say no to giving me extra tutoring sessions, would you?

[boodhist]

I wouldn't say no to anyone who wanted my help, you know that.

[shipwrecking]

Great! I'll bring you more candy.

[yes]

[boodhist]

Whatever happened to bringing your teacher a nice, healthy, non fattening apple...?

[shipwrecking]

I could bring candied apples? That counts, right?

[boodhist]

I... I suppose?

[ Sounds tasty, you see. ]

Don't buy them just for me though, alright?

[shipwrecking]

Ohh, I get it. Sure, I'll buy some for myself too.

[and then give those to Hijiri, flawless plan.]

[boodhist]

You? Eating an apple? Are you feeling alright?

[shipwrecking]

What're you saying, I'm incapable of eating anything but junk? C'mon, gimme a little more credit than that.

[boodhist]

Incapable? Of course not. Unlikely? I'd say that was an understatement.

[ S M I L E ]

If you're upset about that then you could always start eating healthy meals every day.

[shipwrecking]

I can't buy that much healthy food with my budget!

[maybe if she stopped spending so much on crap...!]

I'm just a poor high school student!

[boodhist]

[ Oh... oh how thoughtless of her! ]

Well, in that case, what would you say to having dinner with me once every few days or so? I'm not a great cook, it's true, but I'll try my best.

[shipwrecking]

Yes.

[wait no she answered way too quickly!!!!!!]

I mean— yes. Please. Thank you.