onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

Comments

[boodhist]

All things, including spoiling me.

[ Ugh what a sweetie this dumbass is. ]

Take some of that desire and use it to help others, too.

[shipwrecking]

Is there any rule saying I can't put you first?

[can she kiss Byak's ass any more.]

[boodhist]

If there is someone who needs more help than little old me, then I suppose you should be helping them instead.

[shipwrecking]

No! Hijiri's always my top priority!

[boodhist]

And what if Hijiri doesn't need your help at the moment...?

[shipwrecking]

I'll standby and wait until you do.

[uguuu notice her]

[boodhist]

That's really sweet of you, Minamitsu, but you can't waste all of your time on one person, okay? You're too special for that.

[ Sparkles?! ]

[shipwrecking]

[swooning......!]

Hijiri...! I'll gladly spend all my time in the world just for you!

[oh how gross and corny. also she's rushing at Byakaka for a hug??]

[boodhist]

Woah...!

[ Is caught! Is hugged! Is smiling! ]

Now, now, that's precisely the opposite of what I just said, isn't it?

[shipwrecking]

Sorry, sorry, but leaving you alone is the one order I can't follow.

[gods what a dumbass]

[boodhist]

What sort of person do you see me as? I don't give you orders, do I?

DIE

[shipwrecking]

That's because you don't even need to! I'll do whatever's best for Hijiri.

[grosssssss]

???

[boodhist]

[ dis fuckin kid... kono kuso gaki...! ]

And if the best thing for me is to have you helping other people?

U KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[shipwrecking]

Haha, you argue a pretty strong case... [noooo she only wants to help Hijiri???]

I didn't do anyfing its a stitch up mate

[boodhist]

You don't have to sound upset about that, alright? I won't think badly of you however you act.

wot

[shipwrecking]

[........ SMOOCHES HER CHEEK.

not a gagtag]

u wot m8

[boodhist]

I'm sensing that you're taking advantage of what I just said.

[ Sudden kisses are lewd! ]

not

[shipwrecking]

Am not! I think you're just... uh, kissable.

[no gross no Murasa stop that]

u not m8?

[boodhist]

I... huh?

[ ???? Is she being flirted with by Murasa? Is she? Sadly she doesn't actually think that, in fact she doesn't even consider it. So sad. ]

That's a strange compliment, but thank you.

gr8 b8 m8

[shipwrecking]

Do you want more compliments?

[because she could go on aaaaall day don't even test her.]

its master b8 m8

[boodhist]

I don't know how an inflated ego would affect me, so let's not risk it. The candy is enough for now.

[ Delicious candy. Delicious. ]

You're welcome to compliment me later, obviously.

no...... l00d

[shipwrecking]

[oh, right. the candy.]

Hey, Hijiri, what kind's your favorite candy? All of it?

[all of it??????]

l00d d00d attit00d

[boodhist]

[ Yes. All of it. ]

Doesn't that make me seem... gluttonous?

[ Sweats nervously and guiltily. Can't seem un-faithful infront of the sailorette??? ]

n00d

[shipwrecking]

A healthy appetite's nothing to be ashamed of! I eat a lot too, y'know.

[except Murasa isn't a Buddhist so she doesn't have ~vows~ she has to keep.

also she's just gross.]

Hehe, you're so modest.

d00m

[boodhist]

I try to be modest... and I think there's a key difference between us.

[ One of them is still growing. One of them is a pack of kittens short of being a cat lady. ]