onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

Comments

[shipwrecking]

Maybe you gotta feel it to believe it.

[hawww haw haw what a shithead.]

[boodhist]

[ Sweats. Internally. ]

I don't think so, this seems like an open and shut case, doesn't it?

[shipwrecking]

You might not be able to see it but I've definitely got muscle here! [pat pat. hear that? that's the sound of (nonexistent) abs.]

[boodhist]

[ Oh no she lacks the heart to press the issue. What a weenie. ]

Well then. How about we agree to disagree...?

[shipwrecking]

But Hijiri...! [whine whine whine why won't u just admit she's got a rockin bod???]

Fine! Then I'm gonna start training even harder! Gimme a few months and I'll come back with rock-hard abs.

[boodhist]

If you gave half of that enthusiasm over to your studies...

[ JUST SAYIN ]

[shipwrecking]

I do try! Sort of. I listen to you in class, don't I?

[more like she stares like a dumbass at Hijiri while completely tuning out everything else.]

[boodhist]

So you should have no problem passing the end of term test, then?

[ Oh she's opening up some candy. Nomnomnom. ]

[shipwrecking]

That...! Yes. Maybe. I don't know.

[weeehhhh]

You wouldn't say no to giving me extra tutoring sessions, would you?

[boodhist]

I wouldn't say no to anyone who wanted my help, you know that.

[shipwrecking]

Great! I'll bring you more candy.

[yes]

[boodhist]

Whatever happened to bringing your teacher a nice, healthy, non fattening apple...?

[shipwrecking]

I could bring candied apples? That counts, right?

[boodhist]

I... I suppose?

[ Sounds tasty, you see. ]

Don't buy them just for me though, alright?

[shipwrecking]

Ohh, I get it. Sure, I'll buy some for myself too.

[and then give those to Hijiri, flawless plan.]

[boodhist]

You? Eating an apple? Are you feeling alright?

[shipwrecking]

What're you saying, I'm incapable of eating anything but junk? C'mon, gimme a little more credit than that.

[boodhist]

Incapable? Of course not. Unlikely? I'd say that was an understatement.

[ S M I L E ]

If you're upset about that then you could always start eating healthy meals every day.

[shipwrecking]

I can't buy that much healthy food with my budget!

[maybe if she stopped spending so much on crap...!]

I'm just a poor high school student!

[boodhist]

[ Oh... oh how thoughtless of her! ]

Well, in that case, what would you say to having dinner with me once every few days or so? I'm not a great cook, it's true, but I'll try my best.

[shipwrecking]

Yes.

[wait no she answered way too quickly!!!!!!]

I mean— yes. Please. Thank you.

[boodhist]

Well would you look at that...? The Minamitsu Murasa saying please and thank you. I'm so proud.

[ Head. Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat. Look at her great smile. ]

[shipwrecking]

I uh, can do a lot more than that, just saying.

[swooning tho, pls give her orders or something no wait that's weird stop thinking those thoughts Murass!!]

[boodhist]

Oh... can you roll over?

[ She's 100% kidding. Don't be stupid, Murass. ]

[shipwrecking]

—Yes.

[nope sorry she's gonna be stupid.

she gets down on the floor and rolls over in front of Hijiri's feet. and Murasa stops on her back, looking up at her expectantly.

did Murass do good????]