onegai sensei

[shipwrecking]

ha ha ha really funny Hijiri! i'll be over soon so hurry up with that cleaning!

[and yup, this little moron shows up at the door like five minutes later carrying a bag of food. knock knock let her in!!!]

Comments

[shipwrecking]

Aww, Hijiri! I think you'd look great no matter what your weight is.

[it's. on. purpose????

(it's not, Murasa's just dumb)]

[boodhist]

But... this has nothing to do with weight. Honest.

[ Lies. She's just embarrassed to be caught caring about something so ~meaningless~. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Should I bring vegetables and fruit next time?

[rabbit food. is this what u want Heejeeree]

[boodhist]

All things in moderation, Minamitsu. All of them.

[shipwrecking]

What if I just wanna spoil and indulge you, Hijiri!

[kiss ur ass she means.]

[boodhist]

All things, including spoiling me.

[ Ugh what a sweetie this dumbass is. ]

Take some of that desire and use it to help others, too.

[shipwrecking]

Is there any rule saying I can't put you first?

[can she kiss Byak's ass any more.]

[boodhist]

If there is someone who needs more help than little old me, then I suppose you should be helping them instead.

[shipwrecking]

No! Hijiri's always my top priority!

[boodhist]

And what if Hijiri doesn't need your help at the moment...?

[shipwrecking]

I'll standby and wait until you do.

[uguuu notice her]

[boodhist]

That's really sweet of you, Minamitsu, but you can't waste all of your time on one person, okay? You're too special for that.

[ Sparkles?! ]

[shipwrecking]

[swooning......!]

Hijiri...! I'll gladly spend all my time in the world just for you!

[oh how gross and corny. also she's rushing at Byakaka for a hug??]

[boodhist]

Woah...!

[ Is caught! Is hugged! Is smiling! ]

Now, now, that's precisely the opposite of what I just said, isn't it?

[shipwrecking]

Sorry, sorry, but leaving you alone is the one order I can't follow.

[gods what a dumbass]

[boodhist]

What sort of person do you see me as? I don't give you orders, do I?

DIE

[shipwrecking]

That's because you don't even need to! I'll do whatever's best for Hijiri.

[grosssssss]

???

[boodhist]

[ dis fuckin kid... kono kuso gaki...! ]

And if the best thing for me is to have you helping other people?

U KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[shipwrecking]

Haha, you argue a pretty strong case... [noooo she only wants to help Hijiri???]

I didn't do anyfing its a stitch up mate

[boodhist]

You don't have to sound upset about that, alright? I won't think badly of you however you act.

wot

[shipwrecking]

[........ SMOOCHES HER CHEEK.

not a gagtag]

u wot m8

[boodhist]

I'm sensing that you're taking advantage of what I just said.

[ Sudden kisses are lewd! ]

not

[shipwrecking]

Am not! I think you're just... uh, kissable.

[no gross no Murasa stop that]

u not m8?

[boodhist]

I... huh?

[ ???? Is she being flirted with by Murasa? Is she? Sadly she doesn't actually think that, in fact she doesn't even consider it. So sad. ]

That's a strange compliment, but thank you.

gr8 b8 m8

[shipwrecking]

Do you want more compliments?

[because she could go on aaaaall day don't even test her.]