uninvited gay thoughts

[shiseido]

[first things first she's the realest.

shitty lyrics put aside, Isuke Inukai legitimately is the realest (according to her, at least) and she ain't afraid to let people know it. not everyone agrees but ha ha like their opinions matter!! hairflip, sneer, naw— everything head to toe about Isuke practically screams self-absorbed narcissist. on that much, everyone can agree.

on the opposite side of the spectrum is Nio Hashiri, midget freak who... well, that's all there is to it.

that's all there should be to it, but lately the aforementioned self-absorbed narcissist had found her eyes moving from the mirror to that freaky blonde kid sitting on the other side of the classroom. Isuke doesn't spare her attention to anyone else. it's unheard of. and yet...

hm. well. it's unsettling, to say the least.

maybe the problem could've fixed itself if they weren't assigned to do a project together. whatever the class is, Isuke doesn't care for it and she doesn't intend to waste any effort on this thing she's supposed to do with Nio Hashiri. they're in her single dorm (ofc she'd pay extra to not have a roommate), Isuke sitting crosslegged on the sofa and filing her nails. you know, instead of working or helping Nio out.]

If you need any help be sure to ask Isuke, okay?

[ l a u g h s ]

That was a joke, in case you're too dense to tell. ♥

[yeah, that oughta be rid of those INTRUSIVE GAY THOUGHTS (to put it bluntly)]

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[shiseido]

[she covers her face with one hand and looks the other way. not because she's embarrassed!! but because that was so goddamn embarrassing.

no wait.]

I though I already made it clear that I'm not interested in this stupid project. ♥

[smellykid]

[ Bullseye...! Sort of. Even if Nio can't say exactly why Isuke did the ancient internet art of le facepalm, a reaction is a reaction, right?

Right. Exactly. Totally and utterly. Which means she's getting somewhere on the whole 'break the stalemate and make something interesting happen' front. Best case scenario she gets kicked out and Isuke does the work.

Worst case? She gets to see Isuke all mad and junk which is funny enough to warrant being thrown out and forced to do all the work on her own.

With that in mind, it's time to push more buttons. ]

If you're not interested in the report then maybe you'll help 'cause you're interested in me?

[ Laugh! ]

Not!

[shiseido]

[god no, she was perfectly fine squashing her stupid feelings (what are feelings??? we just don't know) down and contemplating squashing Nio's face instead. with her foot. you know the drill.

she sharply inhales, hand dragging down her chin in a motion clearly meant to say I hate you so much shut the hell up or something along those lines, and... still doesn't look at Nio. that window over there sure is interesting!!]

I'd rather do the report than you.

[heh. heh. heh.]

[smellykid]

So, what, if I throw myself at you in all of my scrawny glory then you'll do the report instead?

[ Loud, obnoxious, fake, and annoying hmmmmmmming. What a pest. ]

Y'know somethin'? I might actually like those odds.

[shiseido]

[jeeeezus no she'd rather wear sweatpants in public than have Nio hitting on her.

maybe.]

No, if you throw yourself at me I'll break your legs and you'll still do the report.

[smellykid]

Hahaha.... haha... ha... why do I get the impression that I shouldn't push my luck here?

[ She's not really asking, though she is kind of nervous after hearing that. She'll just turn back around and scribble some more words onto whatever page she's working on. ]

So... what if I do the report and then throw myself at you?

[shiseido]

Is this your pathetic attempt at hitting on me? Frankly, I've heard better lines from wasted frat boys.

[super top secret: she'd take Nio over any of those frat dudes. and not just because Isuke is Isugay.]

[smellykid]

So it's my lines that're ruining my chances?

[ As opposed to her winning personality, sneaky face, and general smell of rotten sea air. ]

Meh. You're not really my type, so I'm not too upset, wehehe.

[shiseido]

[no shut up!!]

Hm? Oh, of course. Trash belongs with trash, after all. ♥

[smellykid]

You sure do.

[ Muttered under her breath but.... still totally loud enough for Isuke to hear. Scribble scribble doing work on the report l o l. ]

[shiseido]

[wow wow WOW WHAT WAS THAT HUH

don't look behind you now, Nio, there's a shadow looming over you.

also a hand suddenly grabbing that hair antennae but that's expected.]

Oh, really?

[smellykid]

[ Nervously tensing up when she sees the shadow just doesn't help out all that much. Nio can't do jack to stop her hair getting grabbed, tugged, and generally mistreated. Ah, Isuke, why so cruel? ]

Nonononono, I'm sorry! You're a goddess, a lovely, lovely love goddess! Please spare me!

[shiseido]

Good, that's what I thought. ♥

[FEELINGS ARE STUPID AND CONFUSING WHY CAN'T SHE JUST DESTROY ALL HER EMOTIONS TBH]

Now, do you think you can manage to finish the report without saying another word to Isuke?

[smellykid]

[ LONG. STARE. SHE'S GONNA.

SHE'S GONNA. ]

Sure.

[ SHE DID IT. ]

[shiseido]

[GLARE. GLARING SO HARD PLS BURST INTO FLAMES RN.

she huffs, flips her hair, and stalks off to the kitchen to get a snack. try not to snoop around the room while she's out.]

[smellykid]

[ Too late. She's left alone for all of about six seconds before it's snooping time. Into drawers, into cupboards, even looking at DVD cases for something juicy. Ah. Wait. Time to boot up Isuke's laptop, is it???

She won't get very far, she knows, but snooping is 2 fun 4 her. ]

[shiseido]

[sorry Nio, no pornos or homemade sextapes or anything else remotely scandalous to find. the laptop, however might have something. no password lock, surprisingly, since it was only in sleep mode.

her wallpaper background is a picture of herself though. go figure.]

[hashiri]

[ What a boring snooping session. This is turning out to be a waste of perfectly good wasted time!!! She might as well've kept on working away. Isuke's wallpaper is funny though. What an egomaniac.

Let her click through some folders. Any folders. All of them. She has a talent for spying on people. Not creepy, tho. ]

[shiseido]

[goddamn why does Isuke have so many selfies on her laptop. selfie after selfie... with several nudes here and there?! oh my. they're pretty racy, too, though she's alone in all of them.

talk about an ego...! maybe she masturbates to her own nudes, lol.]

[smellykid]

[ Nio. Hit. The. Jackpot. She'll just quickly copy those to her phone with idk magical wireless bullshit and then she'll close it all over to make sure she goes unkilled. ]

Isuke-sama! I found your dirty pictures!

[ Or not. This way is more fun! ]

[shiseido]

Is that so? ♥ [she doesn't sound bothered at all as she finally returns from the kitchen holding a sandwich, because Isuke thinks Nio is just bullshitting.

but then she sees the open laptop.

and Isuke stops in her tracks.

and she hurls the sandwich, plate and all, at Nio's head with alarming speed. heads-up!!!]

[smellykid]

[ W H A M! Another one bites the crust, as they say only they don't, and Nio is left with a sore head. She was nearly toast. Lol. ]

H-Hurry! Five second rule, Isuke! Five second rule!

[ Is she pretending that she didn't do anything wrong??? ]

[shiseido]

You're dead.

[oh dear god she's actually grabbing Nio around the neck. THOSE NUDES WERE PRIVATE, ONLY MEANT FOR... herself. basically.]

[smellykid]

NOwaitWHOwillFINISHtheREPORT?!

[ Will that convince Isuke...?! Will it? Only time, and short tags, will tell...! ]

[shiseido]

Ugh, I'll find someone else to do it for me! Just die!

[another short tag basically she's just wringing Nio's neck el oh el.]