uninvited gay thoughts

[shiseido]

[first things first she's the realest.

shitty lyrics put aside, Isuke Inukai legitimately is the realest (according to her, at least) and she ain't afraid to let people know it. not everyone agrees but ha ha like their opinions matter!! hairflip, sneer, naw— everything head to toe about Isuke practically screams self-absorbed narcissist. on that much, everyone can agree.

on the opposite side of the spectrum is Nio Hashiri, midget freak who... well, that's all there is to it.

that's all there should be to it, but lately the aforementioned self-absorbed narcissist had found her eyes moving from the mirror to that freaky blonde kid sitting on the other side of the classroom. Isuke doesn't spare her attention to anyone else. it's unheard of. and yet...

hm. well. it's unsettling, to say the least.

maybe the problem could've fixed itself if they weren't assigned to do a project together. whatever the class is, Isuke doesn't care for it and she doesn't intend to waste any effort on this thing she's supposed to do with Nio Hashiri. they're in her single dorm (ofc she'd pay extra to not have a roommate), Isuke sitting crosslegged on the sofa and filing her nails. you know, instead of working or helping Nio out.]

If you need any help be sure to ask Isuke, okay?

[ l a u g h s ]

That was a joke, in case you're too dense to tell. ♥

[yeah, that oughta be rid of those INTRUSIVE GAY THOUGHTS (to put it bluntly)]

Comments

[shiseido]

That's none of your business. ♥

[a. while??!?!!?]

[smellykid]

Okaaaay, if you say so, but...

[ LEANs IN all QUIckly?! ]

... It's cute of you to be so shy.

[shiseido]

[SMACKS]

There are so many things wrong with what you just said.

[smellykid]

[ ow! ]

Name three, if you can!

[shiseido]

Ahaha, who do you think I am? I don't have to tell you shit. ♥

[another smack...! but not as hard as the first one.]

[smellykid]

[ There's a hollow sense of relief that Isuke basically denied this stuff - mainly because Nio can't be doing with that sort of lovey dovey nonsense with her outlook on life, herself, and everything.

So she sighs, takes a metaphorical step back, and collects herself. Gotta push down that slight flutter in her kokoro. Yeah. ]

Good point. Someone like you has no chance of finding true love unless she lowers her standards.

[shiseido]

[too bad Isuke is too self-absorbed to even make a little room for someone else. she can't do this to herself even though a part of her wants to but the other part insists it's so fucking wrong.

goddamn.]

Oh no, I guess I'll just have to deal with no true love then. [sarcastic ofc]

True love is a load of garbage, anyway.

[smellykid]

I'm garbage too, does that make me true love?

[ She didn't say "your" true love, of course, but come on. It was implied. ]

[shiseido]

Whatever you want. I don't care.

[kinda??!]

[smellykid]

Your true love?

[ HUFF HUFF she can feel her breathing quicken but it's not by much and she's not sure why. Like. Obviously she knows why it should be; but she doesn't buy into this stuff. She's been flying solo 4eva.

Can she just lean in a little more and see if that makes it worse? Okay she's leaning in and waiting for an internal reaction. ]

... Pweaaaase?

[shiseido]

[internal cursing internal shrieking. something like that. this time she doesn't smack Nio.]

Why.

[yeah. ok. make it into a job interview or some shit.]

[smellykid]

Because I'm a sadist and seeing girls like you get all uncomfortable arouses me?

[ A beat. Not the beat(ing) she's likely about to get tho ]

Kidding!