uninvited gay thoughts

[shiseido]

[first things first she's the realest.

shitty lyrics put aside, Isuke Inukai legitimately is the realest (according to her, at least) and she ain't afraid to let people know it. not everyone agrees but ha ha like their opinions matter!! hairflip, sneer, naw— everything head to toe about Isuke practically screams self-absorbed narcissist. on that much, everyone can agree.

on the opposite side of the spectrum is Nio Hashiri, midget freak who... well, that's all there is to it.

that's all there should be to it, but lately the aforementioned self-absorbed narcissist had found her eyes moving from the mirror to that freaky blonde kid sitting on the other side of the classroom. Isuke doesn't spare her attention to anyone else. it's unheard of. and yet...

hm. well. it's unsettling, to say the least.

maybe the problem could've fixed itself if they weren't assigned to do a project together. whatever the class is, Isuke doesn't care for it and she doesn't intend to waste any effort on this thing she's supposed to do with Nio Hashiri. they're in her single dorm (ofc she'd pay extra to not have a roommate), Isuke sitting crosslegged on the sofa and filing her nails. you know, instead of working or helping Nio out.]

If you need any help be sure to ask Isuke, okay?

[ l a u g h s ]

That was a joke, in case you're too dense to tell. ♥

[yeah, that oughta be rid of those INTRUSIVE GAY THOUGHTS (to put it bluntly)]

Comments

[shiseido]

You're dead.

[oh dear god she's actually grabbing Nio around the neck. THOSE NUDES WERE PRIVATE, ONLY MEANT FOR... herself. basically.]

[smellykid]

NOwaitWHOwillFINISHtheREPORT?!

[ Will that convince Isuke...?! Will it? Only time, and short tags, will tell...! ]

[shiseido]

Ugh, I'll find someone else to do it for me! Just die!

[another short tag basically she's just wringing Nio's neck el oh el.]

[smellykid]

But I loooooove you! Don't kill me before we've dated!

[ Oh god she's laughing while being choked. This kid...! ]

[shiseido]

[knees weak arms spaghetti. goddammit, why the L word? she shoves Nio away and quickly turns so that the little gremlin won't see the flush rising to Isuke's face.]

Stop saying things like that! It pisses me off!

[smellykid]

What's with suddenly relenting? Do you love me as much as I love yoooou?

[ lol death wish?? ]

[shiseido]

No.

[no. wait. did she say that too quickly? ughhhghfhf.]

I mean, get that project done then get the hell out of Isuke's apartment. ♥

[smellykid]

No.

[ Just as fast, almost as if it was mockery but no way it wasn't nope. ]

Okay though! I'll do the project by myself, you can count on it!

[ A. Beat. A beat. Another beat. ]

Can I use your laptop to check Weebipedia?

[shiseido]

{too many beats. how about if she beats Nio's face in!!!]

Do you think I'd honestly let you touch my laptop again...?

[answer that and die. speaking of the laptop, she had snatched it off the table. no laptop for u.]

[smellykid]

Well, there are other things I could touch, aren't there?

[ She flashes Isuke a grin. A knowing grin. U kno what she gon' touch. Herself. ]

[shiseido]

[how about No!!]

How about you touch the wall with your face? As hard as you can.

[smellykid]

Like your inner walls?

[ Oh man. She even internally cringes. She didn't mean that she didn't she didn't she's shivering inside, and not in a good way either. She doesn't want to die...!

Her hands come up in a defensive gesture, her hands slightly shaking so as to not scare the Isuke. Easy, girl, easy. ]

... like hell I'd say that, right?

[shiseido]

[too bad i don't have a proper icon for this oh well!!]

Just. Shut. Up.

[looking away because ha ha there's a bit of blood rushing to her face...!]

[smellykid]

Isuke...? I'm still alive, you know.

[ Which is a surprise, naturally, because she half expected to be dead three times over for that comment. Seriously. Why is Isuke not making with the murderizing? ]

[shiseido]

Unfortunately you are, yes.

[THE MURDERS WILL COME LATER... after Isuke can purge all these disgusting confusing feelings out of her system.]

Get to work. I won't say it again.

[smellykid]

Yes, ma'am, right away ma'am.

[ She's just glad to be alive, really, so she won't complain too much. She's even, gasp, writing stuff down and doing genuine work... until. ]

Isuke, do you have a girlfriend?

[shiseido]

[cough. cough cough.]

Isuke doesn't do commitments. ♥

[cough.

it's a no.]

[hashiri]

Oh, would you like one?

[ DAMN she got game. Actually she's just asking if she wishes she did commitments. But whatever. ]

[shiseido]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[NO. UGH. GOD. STOP THAT.]

Are you done running your mouth, now?

[smellykid]

Yes and then no. Those are my answers, in the right order.

[ Scribble scribble scribble. The report is being done quite quickly, obviously, because Nio is used to actually doing work despite her flighty ways. Isuke has good taste in wimmin folk. ]

So... do you have a lady in mind? One with whom you wouldn't mind committing something dirty?

[shiseido]

I'm not answering any of your stupid questions. Shut up.

[it isn't a yes or a no...?!]

[smellykid]

Don't you think it's more fun to talk while I slave away for you?

[ She's taking that silence, and the previous 'answer' as a firm yes, for the record. ]

Do you want me to be your girl for the night? Psyke wehehe.

[shiseido]

[GODDDDDD.

grabbing a random hardcover book off a table and throwing it at Nio?? shut up she panicked.]

Isuke just told you to shut up! ♥

[smellykid]

[ W H A M ]

W-Why?! I was working while I was kidding around! I didn't deserve such an awful assault!

[ Fake bitching. Classy. ]

Did it leave a mark on my poor face?! I have a hot date tonight...!

[shiseido]

Hot date? You don't have a hot date. Someone like you could never get a hot date.

[NO. no??? no....!!]