uninvited gay thoughts

[shiseido]

[first things first she's the realest.

shitty lyrics put aside, Isuke Inukai legitimately is the realest (according to her, at least) and she ain't afraid to let people know it. not everyone agrees but ha ha like their opinions matter!! hairflip, sneer, naw— everything head to toe about Isuke practically screams self-absorbed narcissist. on that much, everyone can agree.

on the opposite side of the spectrum is Nio Hashiri, midget freak who... well, that's all there is to it.

that's all there should be to it, but lately the aforementioned self-absorbed narcissist had found her eyes moving from the mirror to that freaky blonde kid sitting on the other side of the classroom. Isuke doesn't spare her attention to anyone else. it's unheard of. and yet...

hm. well. it's unsettling, to say the least.

maybe the problem could've fixed itself if they weren't assigned to do a project together. whatever the class is, Isuke doesn't care for it and she doesn't intend to waste any effort on this thing she's supposed to do with Nio Hashiri. they're in her single dorm (ofc she'd pay extra to not have a roommate), Isuke sitting crosslegged on the sofa and filing her nails. you know, instead of working or helping Nio out.]

If you need any help be sure to ask Isuke, okay?

[ l a u g h s ]

That was a joke, in case you're too dense to tell. ♥

[yeah, that oughta be rid of those INTRUSIVE GAY THOUGHTS (to put it bluntly)]

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[smellykid]

Yes, ma'am, right away ma'am.

[ She's just glad to be alive, really, so she won't complain too much. She's even, gasp, writing stuff down and doing genuine work... until. ]

Isuke, do you have a girlfriend?

[shiseido]

[cough. cough cough.]

Isuke doesn't do commitments. ♥

[cough.

it's a no.]

[hashiri]

Oh, would you like one?

[ DAMN she got game. Actually she's just asking if she wishes she did commitments. But whatever. ]

[shiseido]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[NO. UGH. GOD. STOP THAT.]

Are you done running your mouth, now?

[smellykid]

Yes and then no. Those are my answers, in the right order.

[ Scribble scribble scribble. The report is being done quite quickly, obviously, because Nio is used to actually doing work despite her flighty ways. Isuke has good taste in wimmin folk. ]

So... do you have a lady in mind? One with whom you wouldn't mind committing something dirty?

[shiseido]

I'm not answering any of your stupid questions. Shut up.

[it isn't a yes or a no...?!]

[smellykid]

Don't you think it's more fun to talk while I slave away for you?

[ She's taking that silence, and the previous 'answer' as a firm yes, for the record. ]

Do you want me to be your girl for the night? Psyke wehehe.

[shiseido]

[GODDDDDD.

grabbing a random hardcover book off a table and throwing it at Nio?? shut up she panicked.]

Isuke just told you to shut up! ♥

[smellykid]

[ W H A M ]

W-Why?! I was working while I was kidding around! I didn't deserve such an awful assault!

[ Fake bitching. Classy. ]

Did it leave a mark on my poor face?! I have a hot date tonight...!

[shiseido]

Hot date? You don't have a hot date. Someone like you could never get a hot date.

[NO. no??? no....!!]

[smellykid]

There are people out there who like what I offer... what can I say? There are some real freaks out there.

[shiseido]

You don't have anything to offer but an annoying mouth. Freaks? More like braindead idiots.

[but what would that make Isuke...!!]

[smellykid]

Hey come on now, don't be like that. Older women really like what my mouth can do.

[ rerorerorero ]

[shiseido]

If they're into that sort of thing. Whatever. ♥

[it's not like she's vaguely jealous or curious or anything????]

[smellykid]

Don't underestimate cougars, Isuke-sama. They've got claws. Rawwwwr.

[ She. Is. Trying. So. Hard. Not. To. Laugh. ]

[shiseido]

Claws dulled by age, certainly. ♥ [ughhh!!!!!!! she's heading back over to stand over Nio, looking like she really wants to yank on that antenna again.]

That's disgusting, that you'd go after only old women.

[smellykid]

Older women, actually!

[ She says it with the tone saved for convincing someone you didn't just do something to annoy the hell out of them by crushing their favourite anime figure set. All those waifus now live in the figure graveyard. Sob. She didn't mean anything by it though and this action bracket set is hideous. Just. Look. Nio is scared by the look on Isuke's mug.

She's also covering her antenner. ]

And they come after me; what can I say? I'm a charmer!

[shiseido]

A charmer? Haha, what a funny joke! ♥ It's so funny I could just—

[yank on Nio's ears instead?! well, since that antennar is covered up and all.]

[smellykid]

Nhoooo, not my ears! I need those to hear your orders, mistress!

[ Just like she needs her tongue to take the piss, you see. It's essential to her identity as a servile little shitstain. Note; she isn't using her hands to push Isuke away because it'd only serve to make things worse. ]

Why do you even caaaare?!

[shiseido]

Why do you think?!

[no..... no homo tho.........]

[smellykid]

Is it. Maybe because... uhh. You're... jealous?

[ Said veeeery carefully, thanks. ]

[shiseido]

[WHAT PART OF NO HOMO—

goddamn. she yanks even harder on Nio's ears, practically seething. only because Nio's not far off the mark...!]

Ahaha, Isuke doesn't get jealous. Other people get jealous of Isuke. ♥

[smellykid]

Somebody help me! I'm gonna lose my best feature!

[ What does that even mean or is she just being irritating oh. Right. Nio is irritating. ]

You don't even know her so you aren't jealous I take back my foolish suggestion, ma'am!

[shiseido]

You're bluffing. There isn't actually an older woman going for you. Admit it.

[admit it so Isuke can stop having feelings!!]

[smellykid]

Why would I be bluffing?

[ Did she just turn the tables around on our hero? Now the answer ball is in Isuke's court. What will happen next...?! ]

Do you think I'm trying to seduce you...? Heh.

[ Oh. ]