my eyebrows are not expendable

[shipwrecking]

[Murasa's not a troublemaker, per se, she just... tends to make trouble. sometimes. sort of. look, being an honor student is for chumps, alright? and Murasa's not about to waste her teenage years being a NERD.

she'd been booted from the water polo club weeks ago for her shitty academics. that's where the bulk of her schoolwide reputation comes from, sadly enough, so now most students know her as that former captain who needs after school tutoring. it's only funny because Murasa doesn't seem to care much, as long as she skates by on the minimum and eventually graduates.

life is an anime... or something!! something about hedonism, maybe? point being, Murasa gets her kicks out of being a shit when teachers look the other way.

for example, today she somehow managed to sneak a goat into the school and lead it into the student council room. it's eating all the paperwork jfc why is this happening—]

Comments

[shipwrecking]

...

Ah, I get it. You're a Sadist. [with a capital S.

she gets the shoyu ramen. Murasa actually wanted pork too but like she's gonna order the same thing as Prez...!]

[ballot]

Who said I was gonna like it—?

[shipwrecking]

You were the one who brought up the leash idea in the first place!!

[ballot]

Oh.

[ well murasa's not... wrong, technically ]

Well, I'm gonna like it that you won't be able to get away so easily, I guess...

[shipwrecking]

See? You're totally a sadist.

[ur gross.]

You're gross.

[ah, she said it out loud.]

[ballot]

[ dumb, pouty frown ]

... You're not very good at seeing things long-term, are you?

[shipwrecking]

I don't wanna get married??!

[who's the dumb one now. HAH no wait.]

[ballot]

[ asdfg ] Now you're being perverted about it?!

[shipwrecking]

Like you have any right to call me a pervert!!

[what's going on anymore]

[ballot]

I have every right...!

[ just roll with it ]

[shipwrecking]

Yeah, well, I have even more rights.

[ballot]

[ unflinchingly, and then said as if murasa's a silly, silly noob: ] That's impossible, if I have all the rights.

[shipwrecking]

Ever heard of infinity plus one? It's like that.

[wow so mature so cool]

[ballot]

The problem being that there's a finite amount of rights—!!

[shipwrecking]

My point still stands! You don't get to lord it over me!

WOW

[ballot]

What, that you're a pervert?

smh!!!

[shipwrecking]

I'm not the pervert here!

[ballot]

Yeah, you are. You brought up all that stuff...!

[shipwrecking]

You're literally the worst. You know that? The worst. [the wurst.]

[ballot]

[ oh, look, there's their ramen. she's fairly excited to dig in, but at the last second remembers it's probably the temperature of a thousand suns, so opts for blowing on it for now... ]

You must not know a lot of people, if you really think that...

[shipwrecking]

Excuse you, but the people I do know are already an assortment of awful themselves.

Don't tell them I said that. I mean, I meant it in an endearing way. [yeah!!

she immediately begins shoveling boiling hot ramen noodles into her mouth because waiting for it to cool down is for eggs?!?]

[ballot]

[ observes this; waits for the flinching?! she's an expert ramen eater, so she knows better than to dig right in!! ]

Have you considered, I dunno, not hangin' 'round so many awful people?

[shipwrecking]

But they're my friends.

[the point






her head.

also no flinching from the— never mind she's suddenly sweating like hell, good job.]

[ballot]

Yeahhh, I get that...

[ eyes her and her... sweatiness. she's kind of unsure where she's trying to lead with this, but hey. ]

Is it hard for you to make new ones, or...?

[shipwrecking]

What? No, of course not. [believe it or not she can be approachable when she puts in the effort!! what a waste of charisma.] The crew I've got already is good enough.