my eyebrows are not expendable

[shipwrecking]

[Murasa's not a troublemaker, per se, she just... tends to make trouble. sometimes. sort of. look, being an honor student is for chumps, alright? and Murasa's not about to waste her teenage years being a NERD.

she'd been booted from the water polo club weeks ago for her shitty academics. that's where the bulk of her schoolwide reputation comes from, sadly enough, so now most students know her as that former captain who needs after school tutoring. it's only funny because Murasa doesn't seem to care much, as long as she skates by on the minimum and eventually graduates.

life is an anime... or something!! something about hedonism, maybe? point being, Murasa gets her kicks out of being a shit when teachers look the other way.

for example, today she somehow managed to sneak a goat into the school and lead it into the student council room. it's eating all the paperwork jfc why is this happening—]

Comments

[ballot]

You're missing out, y'know. [ whatever that's supposed to mean... she purses her lips. ]

What's got you so jaded to politicians, anyway?

[shipwrecking]

No one trusts politicians, it's just common sense.

[oh, so she's just being mainstream.]

It's nothing personal, jeez.

[ballot]

If you wanna be technical 'bout it, I am a politician, so...

[ "politician" is a little too lofty a term for what she does, but she can dream. ]

Doesn't that make it kinda personal?

[shipwrecking]

Do you want me to make it personal? I can make it personal.

[oooOH GURL is she threatening Prez.]

But maybe you're not worth the hassle either, so there.

[ballot]

[ completely doesn't take it as a threat... or at least, that's how she's going to act about it. sideeyes murasa, pulling some ramen into her mouth. she will contemplate this as she (thankfully) swallows before speaking. ]

I mean, sure, if you wanna make it personal...

[ smirksmirk, etc. ]

Whether you do or don't sounds like a win for me, sooo. [ an exaggerated shrug. ]

[shipwrecking]

[ANGRILY CHOKES ON RAMEN] —Like you'd win! Get real! I would totally win in a fistfight!

[but since when was it a fistfight...]