shipwrecking: (is it ogre yet)
Minamitsu Murasa (村紗水蜜) ([personal profile] shipwrecking) wrote in [community profile] carracosta2015-03-10 05:40 pm

my eyebrows are not expendable

[Murasa's not a troublemaker, per se, she just... tends to make trouble. sometimes. sort of. look, being an honor student is for chumps, alright? and Murasa's not about to waste her teenage years being a NERD.

she'd been booted from the water polo club weeks ago for her shitty academics. that's where the bulk of her schoolwide reputation comes from, sadly enough, so now most students know her as that former captain who needs after school tutoring. it's only funny because Murasa doesn't seem to care much, as long as she skates by on the minimum and eventually graduates.

life is an anime... or something!! something about hedonism, maybe? point being, Murasa gets her kicks out of being a shit when teachers look the other way.

for example, today she somehow managed to sneak a goat into the school and lead it into the student council room. it's eating all the paperwork jfc why is this happening—]
ballot: (in the worst kind of way)

they are tho

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ thankfully(?), this is one of the few days the president decides to stop by the councilroom, likely to pick up some forgotten Magic: The Gathering cards or whatnot. as she expects it to be empty at this time, upon entrance the goat definitely gives her... pause. it's a few seconds before she spots the likely cause of this mess.

her face lights with delight (or something else, potentially sinister), hands clapping together, and she's quick to encroach.
]

Aaah, Mu-chan...!♪

[ there's no way she couldn't know the name of... people who "tend to make trouble", all right. beyond higher-ups, it might just be the only names she bothers to learn (and still butcher into a nickname). ]

I see you've brought us a gift...!
ballot: (she sits on her ass)

truth

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow rude! ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ likewise completely unconcerned, she reaches past the goat and murasa, quick to nab that deck. no need to have a goat chew it, as this mess suggests... and ah, these skirts don't have pockets. the unmistakable reaction might also suggest, hey, she's a touch unwanted here. ]

Not a gift?... Mm, but you're kinda lucky it was me who got here first, and not one of my [ cohorts ] councilwomen...

[ yo, she ain't cleaning this shit up this time ]
Edited 2015-03-11 03:39 (UTC)
ballot: (my friend's got a girlfriend)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ and because what murasa just said is evidently hilarious, the president chuckles again, covering her mouth with a hand. it's muffled, somewhat to herself: ] You must not get out much, huh...

[ just paying tribute to yes, she thinks it's probably a lie. she better surveys the damage, replacing that hand to her hip. ]

Oooh, what a threat...! The President's word against... [ gives her a thorough, up-down glance. ] Well...

[ finish the sentence any which way you would like. ]
ballot: (i really gotta lose my chick)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you know how things work 'round here... [ innocently.

but likewise, she's bluffing. not in regards to the legitimacy of her words, per se, but the president really has zero interest in reporting murasa to anyone.

she waves her hand, as if to clear the air.
]

No, no! You imagined that! [ as would someone with some sort of inferiority-complex, she would like to add, but resists in lieu of her previous lie. ] Just pointing out the obvious hierarchy, that's all!
Edited 2015-03-11 04:38 (UTC)
ballot: (man he hates that bitch)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
... Assholes are above peasants, in your books...?

[ inquired with genuine curiosity! even if that may not have been quite what murasa meant?! and she doesn't pay it much mind. the president mayhaps isn't as stupid as she insists on looking (and acting); she makes sure to plant himself firmly between the door and the girl and her goat.

"firmly" is, perhaps, relative, considering each other's respective physical prowess. but for all intents and purposes, she means it.
]

Uwaahh, you don't think you're leaving, do you?
ballot: (he works his hands to the bone)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ her famous last words, i'm not a peasant. ones she shall misquote for her obituary... for they are, in fact, on the twelfth floor of the high school.

just kidding it's probably like. the fourth floor. anyway, the goat serves as a momentary successful distraction. but only momentary; its disturbing cuteness only gets it so far!!
]

H-Hey—

[ SHOVES THE GOAT THE FUCK ASIDE, LUNGING FOR HER LEGS ]

What the hell are you doing?!
ballot: (he works his hands to the bone)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ THIS FUCKIN' TROUBLE-MAKER... how dare she fluster her like this!

in response to her words, the president naturally tightens her grip. and digs her heels into the floor, attempting to pull back. she's also markedly more distressed than this icon lets on.
]

No freakin' way...! Do you have a death wish!

[ think of the goat children you'll leave behind!! ]
ballot: (he tells me everyday)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she can respect that but ]

[ the president falls back and lands on her ass, respectively. she still insists on clinging to murasa's leg, should there be any... reattempts. ]

[ wipes her brow of nonexistent sweat ]

Ah, you mean die a coward in the face of justice...
ballot: (my friend's got a girlfriend)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-11 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ loosens her hold.. but only a bit. she's going to keep a hand there, deal with it, as she's skeptical of tactics that involve a) hurling oneself out the window or b) making a break for that door. ]

Twenty bucks, and you clean up this mess you made!

[ distress has since been replaced with the typical smirk. ]

And you'll walk outta here, scot-free.
ballot: (he tells me everyday)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-13 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ GROSS???? ]

Oh? [ meaningful glance to shit and back to her. well, isn't this just extra incentive to sweeten the deal! ] What do you think you're gonna do otherwise, huh?
ballot: (he works his hands to the bone)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-13 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... TIGHTENS HOLD AGAIN, OI ]

That was never one of your options!
ballot: (he says man)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, what are you, not heroic enough to take it?

[ what's that got to do with dealing with poop... she ignores murasa's request.

also, the goat.. fanatastic. one less trouble thing to deal with here.
]
ballot: (i really gotta lose my chick)

[personal profile] ballot 2015-03-13 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
And make it smell worse? I mean, I knew you were bad at problem-solving, but...!♫

[ she's putting the well-being of the room ahead of murasa's... it's a necessary sacrifice! ]

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