a whole new world doo doo doo doo doo

[shipwrecking]

[THE BOAT IS SINKING OH GODS THE BOAT IS SINKING WHY IS IT SINKING

cue one (1) girl frantically trying to bail the water out with a bucket which is... entirely ineffective. dammit, this was supposed to be a quick fishing trip, not whatever the hell this is!!

eventually she's left flailing in the water, desperately trying to keep herself afloat. wearing heavy clothing wasn't a very good idea, in retrospect, plus her boots are weighing her down. so the trying to stay afloat thing isn't really working out.

shit shit shit fuck fuck shit fuck she's gonna drown!!]

A-aahh- fuck fuck fuckflhgh- [whoops down she goes beneath the rolling waves.]

Comments

[sisfists]

You're really getting ahead of yourself here. What exactly makes you think you're... seduce-worthy?

[ because she's totally not. absolutely. nooope. ]

[shipwrecking]

I'm a sailor.

A sailor with dashingly good looks.

[lol]

I mean, you saved my life and everything, so I've gotta be easy on the eyes. Right?

[sisfists]

Not exactly. I saved you because... [ she was curious. she'd lived her whole life in the water and only recently realized there was a whole world of people on land. Murasa had been dying, and Ichirin had never actually got into the habit of drowning people anyway. ]

I felt like it.

[shipwrecking]

Because you felt like... feeling... me?

[smooth jazz in the distance]

[sisfists]

[ THIS FACE. also feeling what, ur as flat as a plank murass. ]

[shipwrecking]

Ha- haha! Hah! It was a joke! Come on, laugh with me...!

[SOMETIMES FLAT CHESTS CAN BE APPEALING OK!!!!]

[sisfists]

[ ichirin is not a dfc lover or is she. ]

Are you representative of all humans' sense of humor?

[shipwrecking]

That depends. Would that be a good thing?

[sisfists]

[ ... her face when trying to picture a world full of Murasas living on land. ]

[shipwrecking]

... Hey, what's with that face?! Shouldn't you be smiling?!

[sisfists]

At what?

[shipwrecking]

At me and my golden sense of humor!

[sisfists]

If humor were a competition, I doubt you'd even take bronze.

[shipwrecking]

A-ah, I can feel my spirit shattering into pieces...

[sisfists]

[ heh. but she finds a cove and gently steers Murasa towards the rocky shore. ]

Better your spirit than your life, right?

[shipwrecking]

I'm scarred! Scarred! Can you kiss my spirit better?

[sisfists]

Well, let me think...

What's in it for me if I do?

[shipwrecking]

... I'll invite you to my home and cook you dinner.

[a date. yes.]

[sisfists]

[ she finally sets Murasa on the shore, glances from the water to... ew, land... with a wary look. ]

Up there, you mean?

[shipwrecking]

Well, if you don't wanna come up on land, I'll bring the food to you!

[/sparkles]

[sisfists]

... What exactly do humans eat, anyway?

[shipwrecking]

Uhh... [fish. lol] Plants. And chickens. Cows. Things like that.

[sisfists]

I see. So... chickens and cows are what, exactly? [ <-- SEA-DWELLER. ]

[shipwrecking]

Whoa, you've never had land cuisine before? [no wait dumb question] Ah- that's fine! I'll show you everything!

[sisfists]

I... well, I suppose I'm a little curious.

But I'm not sure I want to go up there--!