a whole new world doo doo doo doo doo

[shipwrecking]

[THE BOAT IS SINKING OH GODS THE BOAT IS SINKING WHY IS IT SINKING

cue one (1) girl frantically trying to bail the water out with a bucket which is... entirely ineffective. dammit, this was supposed to be a quick fishing trip, not whatever the hell this is!!

eventually she's left flailing in the water, desperately trying to keep herself afloat. wearing heavy clothing wasn't a very good idea, in retrospect, plus her boots are weighing her down. so the trying to stay afloat thing isn't really working out.

shit shit shit fuck fuck shit fuck she's gonna drown!!]

A-aahh- fuck fuck fuckflhgh- [whoops down she goes beneath the rolling waves.]

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[shipwrecking]

... I'll invite you to my home and cook you dinner.

[a date. yes.]

[sisfists]

[ she finally sets Murasa on the shore, glances from the water to... ew, land... with a wary look. ]

Up there, you mean?

[shipwrecking]

Well, if you don't wanna come up on land, I'll bring the food to you!

[/sparkles]

[sisfists]

... What exactly do humans eat, anyway?

[shipwrecking]

Uhh... [fish. lol] Plants. And chickens. Cows. Things like that.

[sisfists]

I see. So... chickens and cows are what, exactly? [ <-- SEA-DWELLER. ]

[shipwrecking]

Whoa, you've never had land cuisine before? [no wait dumb question] Ah- that's fine! I'll show you everything!

[sisfists]

I... well, I suppose I'm a little curious.

But I'm not sure I want to go up there--!

[shipwrecking]

It's okay! I'll keep you safe, and that's a promise!

[sisfists]

W-well, maybe I'll think over the offer. The important thing is that you're safe now!

[shipwrecking]

Promise me we'll see each other again soon?

[sisfists]

... Depends on when you'll be out at sea next.

[shipwrecking]

Tonight!

[Murasa]

[sisfists]

R... really. Isn't that a bit soon?

[shipwrecking]

It's never too soon if it's you.

[crankin' up the charm awwwyeah.]

[sisfists]

[ s-stop that mras. ]

... If you'd like to see me that soon, I suppose I could be there.

[shipwrecking]

[yesssss]

Then it's a date!

[what.]

[sisfists]

Do you really have to call it that? [ embarrassing...! ]

[shipwrecking]

Well, yeah, what else would it be? [silly fish!!]

[sisfists]

Yes, well...

Take the time to recover in the meantime, miss. [ slinking back towards the sea in embarrassment. ]

[shipwrecking]

Love you! See you tonight!

[MARRY MOI]

[sisfists]

... Right. I'll see you then.

[ NO THO...?? splashes off!! ]