walk walk fashion baby

[shiseido]

[coming to the isolated countryside is hardly Isuke's idea of a relaxing vacation, not when 5 star hotels and plentiful amenities aren't involved. it's gross. the summer heat hangs heavy over the singing of cicadas and buzzing of mosquitos, dust settling over everything.

it's gross.

with her wealth and influence Isuke could've easily had a luxurious private condo built but that would defeat the purpose of her being here. something about chilling out?? honestly, as much as she loves her Mama and Papa, they could be so... dumb. why did they even send her here she's not "frighteningly aggressive and violent" at all??? the house she's stuck in doesn't even have a proper ventilation system, only sliding doors and electric fans placed here and there. so goddamn primitive it pisses Isuke off.

she hadn't even bothered greeting any of the locals upon arrival, the only interaction she was willing to offer focused on the movers who carried all her belongings inside. and once they were shooed away she was left standing in the midst of dozens of boxes, wiping at her forehead with a handkerchief.

it's gonna be a pain unpacking everything. ugh!!!!]

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[annoyingkid]

[ i lost the tag and i'm too lazy to rewrite this shit basically it looks like someone's been living here already blah blah blah

Isuke isn't the only one in the house! The moment she hears the sound of someone opening the door and people moving boxes into the main room, Naru zooms off into the kitchen to find a hiding spot.

And when Isuke gets to the kitchen, there's going to be one (1) little girl hiding in the cabinet underneath the sink. As she approaches the cabinet, standing there, she quietly opens the cabinet door and reaches out...

to grasp what she can of Isuke's leg to surprise her! ]

Gotcha!

[shiseido]

[she thought it was rats tbh.

rats would've been preferable tbh.

Isuke shrieks, trying to yank her leg away and only tumbling down to the ground in an ungraceful loss of balance. in this universe she's not a trained assassin, be thankful!! so instead she's just a prissy asshole.]

DIE!

[she screams by reflex.

....... oh, it's a kid. why????]

[annoyingkid]

[ With the older lady falling over like that, Naru gets yanked out of the cabinet with her and just kinda tumbles off to the side.

She laughs and points at her though, her other hand holding her tummy. Oh man, this is priceless! ]

Ahahahaha, onee-chan, your face jus' now was sooo funny!

[shiseido]

[SHE

HATES

CHILDREN

WHY IS THERE A CHILDREN HERE

Isuke quickly stands, brushing herself off and running her fingers through her hair. how do children. children are vermin. vermin don't belong in houses?? she fixes herself with a strained smile and glares down at the vermin that had grabbed her leg.]

Hilarious, I'm sure. ♥ [she can feel her blood pressure already rising] What are you doing in here? Shouldn't you be rolling around in the dirt outside? Go on. Shoo, shoo. ♥

[complete with hand motions. get out!!]

[annoyingkid]

[ Uwaaaaaah, onee-chan's super tall when she stands up. Naru looks up at her, doesn't realize that she's doing something inappropriate.

It's not her fault she can see the lady's panties! ]

They're black! [ So adult-like!! ]

An' no kids should be rollin' 'round in the dirt, onee-chan! We like t'run around innit! [ like that makes a difference naru ]

[shiseido]

What's-

[............................ NO DON'T LOOK AT HER PANTIES?? she bends over at the waist, plants a finger on Naru's forehead and pushes her back. bad vermin!!]

Maybe you didn't understand what I meant. Get out. ♥

[annoyingkid]

[ Waaaaah, meanie! Naru pushes back, waddling forward as if to try and get closer to her ]

I wanna t'welcome ya! The chief said someone new was comin'!

What's yer name, onee-chan? I'm Naru!

[shiseido]

[stay back foul creature! she upgrades from single finger to her whole palm, holding Naru at bay.]

Inukai Isuke. But that's Isuke-sama to you, brat. ♥

There, I've been welcomed. Now you can leave.

[annoyingkid]

[ can this be that sort of scene where Naru's comically running into Isuke's hand while she's being pushed back because that's what this is ]

Isuke-chama! [ ah, she messed up. or is that just the country dialect coming in? ]

You sure brought a buncha stuff, Isuke-chama! Want help?

[shiseido]

Isuke-sama.

[ugh, these country bumpkins. pppppushing her towards the exit now...!]

No, I don't. So you can get out and never ever come back, okay? ♥

/2

[annoyingkid]

That's what I said! Isuke-chama!

[ She gets pushed out the exit, but not without turning back around to wave at Isuke ]

I hope ya get things done fast! Bye-bye! [ for now ]

[annoyingkid]

[ later, when Isuke thinks she's all done unpacking and can relax

there is, once more, a small child at the little coffee table, playing with a toy car ]

Ya got done really slowly! Are ya unfit, Isuke-chama?

/2

[shiseido]

[she was just about to settle down and contemplate her life choices

her life choices

when this...... why this.]

[shiseido]

How did you get in?! Get out! Out!

[making a grab for Naru-!]

[annoyingkid]

Can't catch me!

[ She scrambles away!! Running around so that Isuke can't get her. She smiles bubbly and way too stupidly ]

Isuke-chama, yer gonna havta do better'n that!

[shiseido]

You think I have time for your stupid games?! Get out of my house! ♥

[... "my" house. goddamnit.

trying to catch her again!!!!]

[annoyingkid]

Hehe, this's my base before it's yer house! [ technically, the miwa/naru/tama trio had this place first!!

Quickly, Naru scampers into one of the rooms to hide!! ]

[shiseido]

[THIS IS WHY SHE HATES CHILDREN

well there's like a million other reasons why but close enough. Isuke follows- walking, not running.]

Isuke will be generous and give you three seconds to get out before I make you regret it, brat. ♥

[GETTTTT outttTTTTTT weh]